The Jackhammer Jesus Canada
* First of all... a HUGE Disclaimer:
- We carry the "Jackhammer Jesus" because it is a great toy made from an eco-friendly material. - We did not create/manufacture the toy. - It is not our intention to offend anyone. - It does not in any way reflect the belief of our business or our staff. - We love Jesus just like everyone else we know... Most of us grew up Catholic... went to catholic schools etc. and we just found the toy to be a fun and curious novelty. - We have faith in your ability to discern that this is just a toy... perhaps even a collectible (besides being highly functional) and we are not trying to make a religious statement or commit an act of blasphemy. - Jesus himself said, "There's no such thing as bad publicity... unless it's your obituary...".
The Jackhammer Jesus Bio:
I don't think ANYONE can deny the powerful effect that the 1973 movie "The Exorcist" had on a generation of individuals... and we believe that this is the most likely "genesis" of this Crucifix masturbation device.
Obviously it took a few years to settle in to our subconsciouses and become a classic... and then for sex toys to become so mainstream... but this is very likely why the "Jackhammer Jesus" is the best-selling alternative sex toy on the market.
It is molded from pure high quality silicone making him VERY eco-friendly, body safe, inert, non-porous(so it can't hold any dirt or bacteria), easy to clean with boiling water or a mild non abrasive soap.
Just as he would have wanted!
He is very flexible and softer than he looks!
He is a gentle and considerate lover.
You are never alone when He is near... even during solo play... the handle at the top makes the thusting inward a little more natural feeling.
But he's just as much fun with a friend helping!
He ACTUALLY does glow in the dark... so you don't miss any of the excitment!
You will be the envy of all of your friends...!
Jackhammer Jesus will be the ONLY sex toy that you are EVER excited and proud to pull out of your nightstand... and show to people when they come over...!
His Dimensions:
- Fully Erect... His Cross Stands about 9" Tall. - 7" are insertable. - 1-3/4" in diameter
Notes:
- DO NOT use silicone toys with silicone lubricant as it will harm the toy. |
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